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Crack lady

FUCK you look like your on crack

chels:

There’s my burnt little pinky. As soon as I grabbed a tea towel instead of the oven mitt to pull out the rack of Brussels sprouts, I thought to myself, “You’re going to get burnt. Why not just go get a proper oven mitt?”
It’s throbbing right now. I think it’s taunting me. TOLD YA SO. TOLD YA SO.
PS: Tumblr seems to think I’ve spelled ‘pinky’ wrong. And ‘Tumblr’ wrong. Get it together, Spell Check.

There’s my burnt little pinky. As soon as I grabbed a tea towel instead of the oven mitt to pull out the rack of Brussels sprouts, I thought to myself, “You’re going to get burnt. Why not just go get a proper oven mitt?”

It’s throbbing right now. I think it’s taunting me. TOLD YA SO. TOLD YA SO.

PS: Tumblr seems to think I’ve spelled ‘pinky’ wrong. And ‘Tumblr’ wrong. Get it together, Spell Check.

Cute pic

You think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you.
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew you never knew.

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—	(via taeshavmandrew) This is really deep ur awesome keep posting

If you eat a barbie you shall feel pleasure

I smell what you smell but do you have a cookie

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—	Myoms butt

laughingsquid:

Bonsai Kitty Plush, Kitten Stuffed in a Jar Based on Early Internet Meme

Fat kitty

Captain Fatty: I'll save you little Billy!(pant pant)
Billy: Thank you!
C F: Oof got to take a waz!
B: Eww its in my mouth!
CF: Wow gotta take a #2 now!
B: Oh god it's filling up the well (gurgle)
CF: Oh my looks like Billy won't be going to collage remember never get fat like me!(pant pant)

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