FUCK you look like your on crack
There’s my burnt little pinky. As soon as I grabbed a tea towel instead of the oven mitt to pull out the rack of Brussels sprouts, I thought to myself, “You’re going to get burnt. Why not just go get a proper oven mitt?”
It’s throbbing right now. I think it’s taunting me. TOLD YA SO. TOLD YA SO.
PS: Tumblr seems to think I’ve spelled ‘pinky’ wrong. And ‘Tumblr’ wrong. Get it together, Spell Check.
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