FUCK you look like your on crack
There’s my burnt little pinky. As soon as I grabbed a tea towel instead of the oven mitt to pull out the rack of Brussels sprouts, I thought to myself, “You’re going to get burnt. Why not just go get a proper oven mitt?”
It’s throbbing right now. I think it’s taunting me. TOLD YA SO. TOLD YA SO.
PS: Tumblr seems to think I’ve spelled ‘pinky’ wrong. And ‘Tumblr’ wrong. Get it together, Spell Check.
You think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you.
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew you never knew. — (via taeshavmandrew)
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